Every episode of 'Pawn Stars' ever.
guy: hey yeah I'd like to sell this thing that's been in my family for 202054 years.
rick: wow that's cool, and i really want it but let me get my expert friend who majored in 18th century philosophy/pottery and guns to come take a look at it
guy: aight that's gucci
expert: this thing is worth $500,000.
guy: k. so I'd like $500,000 for it.
rick: how about I just shit in your mouth and fuck your wife.
guy: well.....okay. yeah. that seems fair.
rick: that was a great sale.
I need to get off Ebay..
Okay Santa, I'll make it easy for you this year
-Marilyn Manson -Chris Motionless -Nikki Sixx -Marilyn Manson -Martin Solveig -Marilyn Manson -Dresses -Skirts -Manson -Makeup -Xbox 360 -Marilyn Manson
I need to get off of this planet.